-John Moltz is a humorist.  By which he means he is frequently both intentionally and unintentionally funny.

-John Moltz is the former Editor-In-Chief of Crazy Apple Rumors Site.

-John Moltz has appeared on Your Mac Life, the Macworld magazine podcast, the MacJury podcast, TWiT Live, NPR’s Day to Day and in the documentary Welcome to Macintosh, all because he’s a gigantic Apple nerd.

-John Moltz’s writing has been published in Macworld magazine and TidBITS. He’s still not exactly sure how or why. Possibly through a clerical mistake.

-John Moltz is fluent in English and conversational in two other languages.

-John Moltz is the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. He’s fast enough for you, old man.

-John Moltz is actually made up of thousands of smaller John Moltzes, all furiously working tiny little gears to keep the larger construct you know as “John Moltz” functioning.

-John Moltz is a little too comfortable talking about himself in the third person.