September 23, 2003

More on Clark

From the Daily Show:

Many party insiders regard Clark as a dream candidate. Why? Well, after graduating in the top of his class at West Point, Clark was named a Rhodes Scholar. He then served in Vietnam where he survived several injuries, then rose to become Supreme Allied Commander of NATO during its operations in Kosovo. He also speaks four languages and has been faithfully married for 36 years.

On the downside, he is a heroin addict.

It's a joke, but don't be surprised when Howard Fineman quotes it as fact in an upcoming article.

Posted by John at September 23, 2003 08:04 AM
Comments

If Fineman reports the punch-line of that joke as fact, then maybe he should also include the story of George Bush and his supposed homosexual acts performed when initiated into Skull and Bones. (Since Skull and Bones does not admit women, I can't speak to the accuracy of this story.)

http://www.skolnicksreport.com/ootar15b.html

Posted by: Lee Benning at September 24, 2003 01:25 PM