March 12, 2004
An easy mark.
Boy, there is just no down side to this for Chalabi, is there? The guy fills the administration's ears with exactly what they wanted to hear - information which, we all know now, he pulled out of his ass. Even if he doesn't get "elected" to run the new government, he and his buddies are still pulling down $340,000 a month (link via the Department of Louise) of the U.S. taxpayers' money.
That is why I have chosen this time to announce to the Bush administration that there are terrorists in my pants and that certain people I know who have been to my pants indicate these terrorists are hard at work on a nuclear program. I have special knowledge of my pants that would help the U.S. government in its efforts to route out the terrorists and set up a new democracy in my pants which will be a shining example to other people's pants.
Only by paying me $340,000 a month and invading my pants will the U.S. government be able to stop the threat that lies within them.
Chalabi certainly proved P.T. Barnum right, although Barnum probably never expected the sucker could somehow become president.
Posted by John at March 12, 2004 12:35 PMWhat, wait... You want Condoleza Rice to invade your pants? Aren't you, like, married or something? What does your wife say to all of this???
And you know, Dubya invading your pants is absolutely out of the question, with him amending the constitution that men can't invade other men's pants, or something like that... I guess your plan won't work, after all!
Posted by: LKM at March 12, 2004 02:51 PMI hope you know what you're in for by inviting these people into your pants:
If you're a concervative - they'll blow you.
If you're a librul - they'll screw you.
